April 8, 1998

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Theme Song

But it's alright,
I'm no longer alone.
I'm surrounded by people tonight
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And Jenni might be calling in from D.C.
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And a guest writer from junior kindergarten might occur
For the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play Theme Song

This is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play.
I just got very mixed up,
I just about totally jumped

ahead an installment.

Altrocktn is very curios to find out what it is that Harold knows,
About the relationship between,
His guests Jeff and Stacy.

They're up to something.

Stacy messed up their cover she asked Jeff again why he didn't tell her
That he was a private investigator.
But unless her memory doesn't occur

she already knew.

Jeff seems to be trying very hard not to spill any beans.
They could make a very big mess
If what they contain should cause duress

to all but the house's guests.

Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.
Tell me can you believe,
How tables turn, are you a bit relieved

that Harold's innocent?

Not that I know but I'm sure all are very interested,
In what will occur next.
Who needs drugs, rock and roll and sex

To perk one's ears up?
To perk one's ears up.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play

Cast: Wendy- me

Stacy- Jill
Harold- Josh (Of The Skydiggers- prerecorded)
Any-Name-Beginning-With-"A"- Ron (Of The Skydiggers- prerecorded)

(SIRENS)

Jeff- Oh, this is silly. We don't have time to listen to Harold blabber on like this. He's near death from being squished against the wall by Agtroten's former gigantic self.

Wendy- I'm not sure "former" is quite right you know unless you're talking metaphorically or you know but anyhow that isn't what oh is there any other way now what I was saying was I think it might be important you know before the ambulance gets here to you know hear what my love I mean Harold has to say about you two.

Stacy- Yes, I'd like to hear this myself.

Jeff- No you wouldn't, Stacy. Now, how about a drink, Wendy?

Adsfioh- You know, I don't think I quite like what's happening here. I think that maybe we should let Harold speak.

Jeff- After he cursed you with abnormal growth and left you with no wife and unhandlable excess flesh?

Adfshsio- Well, I think his disfigured self has paid the price.

Harold- They... have... been... plan... ing...

Jeff- And further more-

Wendy- Shush Jeff you know you know Harold is speaking and I think you know that it may be the last I mean first or at least we may never get a chance again not that you're dying Harold but-

Stacy- Ooooohhhhhhh! I can't take it anymore. I must be heard!

Jeff- Stacy, please. You're getting hysterical. Think about what you say before you say it, and remember how much we mean to each other.

Adhio- I don't think you're just talking about how much you've meant together since you met only about five episodes ago, are you Jeff?

Harold- to... strip... you... of....

Wendy- You know you know since Harold you know has been so slow and I know it's painful but maybe we can extend or continue you know what he was saying you know and I think what do I think?

Jeff- He must have thought that Stacy and I came to do a strip tease for you.

Stacy- Hey! You never said anything about having to-

Jeff- But of course he's mistaken. Especially since we couldn't have planned anything before we got here because we didn't know each other- and, of course, we came separately.

Afohdsi- I'm not so sure about this. It seems to me that you could have planned this, Jeff. I may have underestimated you in the past, but now I'm beginning to think-

(KNOCK)

Jeff- Oh, that must be the ambulance... Come in!

Asihofi- Hey! This is my house. I'll decide who comes in.

Wendy- Why hello officer or I mean whatever you're called you know you know oh no you know I don't need any help at least not in the way you're thinking but you know if you have a drink I can drink it while I point at Harold there who looks like he needs help with his limbs because you know they were all bent out of shape you know when my husband pinned him to the wall with his immense body though it doesn't look big now at least except for the excess flesh which is a result of his former size which you know was caused by Harold anyway but I think you could help them both.

Jeff- Actually sir, I suggest that you leave them until the representatives from the scientific community come by to confirm the discovery of these two new specieses "Jeff" and "Jeff 2".

Asodhf- Wait! Harold still has something to say.

Harold- that.... which.... you.... hold....

Jeff- A party. We were going to hold a party. Well, it's out now. Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag Harold. Well, there's no hiding anything anymore. Stacy and I wanted it to be a surprise, but-

Adfdk- So you did know each other before.

Jeff- Well, yes. Of course.

Asoih- Stacy, what is this really about?

Stacy- Well, you see, Jeff and I- well, actually Jeff forced me into it. Anyway, we were going to-

Jeff- Get married and wanted it to be a surprise. That's why we pretended not to know each other. Isn't that funny? Ha, ha, ha...OK, you can take Harold away now gentlemen. I was just kidding about that species thing.

ASfsjk- No! Wait! I need to hear what he's going to say!

Harold- most.... dear.... in.... the..... world....and.... use.... it.... for..... evi-(GASP)

Adshfk- My God! I think Harold's dead.

Wendy- Well you know you know I think this makes me very sad you know though the booze help stifle the pain or is it pain you know you know but I was to spend the rest of my life with him you know and even though you know he forced it on me you know well I kinda liked him you know because hubby bubby you know you could have shown more you know but you know what my mother said and can I have a but you know I guess it's till death does he part now.

Ahiosfh- I've realized my mistakes of the past dear, and have already decided to be a better husband. Because, you know, I do love you. And it took Harold's conniving to show me that.

Jeff- You're just saying that because you're not in fear of dying and realize that Wendy's the only person who would take you as you are!

Asdhifo- Don't try to change the subject, Jeff. What was it that Harold said about you and Stacy?

Stacy- He said "They... have... been... plan... ing...to... strip... you... of....that.... which.... you.... hold....most.... dear.... in.... the..... world....and.... use.... it.... for..... evi-(GASP)"

Asihf- And what did he mean by that, Stacy?

Stacy- Well,-

Jeff- Nothing! Nothing, right Stacy?

Stacy- Well-

Asoh- Why don't you let her speak for herself. I know you're trying to hide something, so- hey! What are you doing?

Jeff- That's right Mr. Paramedic sir. He's going to have to be stuffed into the ambulance and be taken away. Don't get his flesh caught in the door now.

Afhois- Hey! You can't do this! I don't need any help!

Jeff- Bye Agrotoden. I'll take care of your house and Wendy for you.

Asoihf- Wendy! Do something!

Wendy- Well...

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