March 11, 1998

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Theme Song

And it's alright, I got my web page up and going now.
It's at www. golden dot net slash squiggly biggles
for the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And now the play you will all be able to follow along
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And my eyes hurt so much I cannot read this song
For the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And you don't know this but Sexsmith is going to be on
The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h SHow
Radio Play Theme Song

THis is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h SHow Radio Play

Now that you can see it as it goes,
Perhaps it will make more sense than in other shows.
But probably not.
Arnold is getting big, no one quite knows how to stop it,

Or even if maybe they should.
All that growth you never know could
Smarten him up.
Stacy has detached the not stuck to the fleshy part of Agt.

We're all wondering what it says,
Maybe it will clear up the mess
THat is their lives.
Jeff has quite had enough of the abuse thrown at him by Asd.

He is taking this opportune time
To pick a little at Artogen's mind.
He's very vulnerable.
Oh Wendy played by me, you are so pretty and so caring.

What is it that you think of your husband
Growing bigger in the rear end
and most every place else.
The issues brought forth so far just might be resolve with the deflation of Actorgibben's flesh.

If psychological query fails
There is always the pounding of nails
To rectify problems.

To rectify problems.

THe Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play

Cast: Wendy- me
Jeff- Ron Sexsmith (he prerecorded the lines for me in our interview earlier in the day)
Stacy- Jesse
Any-Name-Beginning-With-"A"- Moni
Jeff- Well, Stacy-to-whom-I-am-speaking-directly, what does the not say?

Wendy- Yes you know I'm very curious you know to know who I mean what it is that was stuck to A A A the man wityh whom I live you know because I have never seen it not that there's been opportunity I mean hello.

Adrodh- Uhm, myabe you shouldn't read it Stacy. Maybe you should let me have a look at it first. It might just be a note I pasted to myself to remind me of something.

Stacy- No Afgartolden, I've already read it, and I don't think you wrote it.

Jeff- Well obviously it's from Harold. My private investigatorial skills deduced even before the note was found that only someone with the power ot summon El Nino could cause Adfocotterock to inflate to such a size, as well as leave a note unawares to anyone.

Aghsiudofh- Don't be stupid Jeff. You know, I've been nice to you in the past, but my recent chasticements have been well- founded. In times as serious as these, you should just keep quiet.

Jeff- There he goes again! What IS you problem with me Asswrate?

Stacy- Actually, he-into-whom-I-am-trying-to-delve-mentally is right. This note is signed Harold. It seems that he's finally getting his revenge for being kicked out of the house in favour of me.

Ahodhkj- But it was Wendy who made the decision. SHe should be blown up like a balloon!

Wendy- Well you know you know Albert well I didn't think that well that that which we share would allow such a phrtase I mean thought I mean who knows what it is to you know come out and when I say come out I mean uttered but I think you know you know can I have a drink?

Jeff- Wendy's right, Aquitiortium. You should be glad that Harold chose to take the revenge out on you and not on her.

Adhohfksd- Oh please. Our marriage ended years ago. We just live together now for the tax benefits. Isn't that right honey... Honey?

Jeff- There, you see?! She's passed out at the moment, but I know how she'd react. I knew all along that you had this dark side Aschfault. Her subconscious is crying now- I can tell.

Adsghoihdfiu- You can tell, eh? With what mental faculties can you possibly tell?

Stacy- Uhm, before we go any further, maybe I should read the rest of the note-

Jeff- Not so fast Stacy. I think Wendy should hear what Aftyogden said. My investigatorial prowress says that she cares very deeply for Agholtherdian, though I don't think he deserves it. If he was any more than a spineless lout, his apparent support of his wife through her obvious problems would be applauded. But he likes her like that, because he doesn't want to be alone and knows that no one else would look at her like that.

Stacy- I really think that he-who-is-speaking-wisely-and-without- end should really hear what the rest of this note says.

Adhgsiohf- He's wrong anyway! Wendy feels the same way about me as I do about her. And really, isn't this all secondary to my ever-incresing volume?

Jeff- No, Awethrokittin. I think this is the best time- I think it's long overdue.

Stacy- If I could just continue-

Aonhdfkjs- Wendy!

WEndy- Huh wha dear? I'm hear you know whatever you want.. you know...hellooooo...

Stacy- Is she alright? She seems really out of it.

Apzcxih- She's fine! Now leave her alone. What does the rest of the note say?

Jeff- I thought you didn't want to hear it.

Aosdg-Shut up Jeff!

Jeff- No, no I will not shut up!

Stacy- Shut up Jeff! I think we should look after Wendy!

Jeff- WHat did you say?

Stacy- I said Shut Up!

Jeff- But you said that directly to me. You can talk directly to me!

Stacy- That doesn't matter right now. We have to see if Wendy's alright!

Jeff- BUt don't you see? It took the threat of you leaving to make me able to talk to you directly, and now it took my refusal to acknowledge Wendy's obviously serious condition-

Aokdsj- it's not serious. Iv'e seen it happen lots of times-

Jef- -to induce you to talk to me directly. That explains alot about ourselves, don't you think?

Stacy- What I think is that you're selfish, and that after we take care of Wendy, I never want to see you again- ever! And I think that Afreekheer is just as selfish in a different way, and that neither of you deserve direct acknowledgement whether it's possible or not!

Jeff- This is great! Kiss me Stacy.

Afhdsi- You shouldn't mix business with pleasure Jeff. Remember, you're supposed to be investigating her for a reason none of us know yet.

Stacy- Wendy? Wendy? Can you here me? It's Stacy. Are you alright?

Wendy- Huh? Wha? Ya I'm alright, I just need to rest...

Aodsjkl- You see?! You see?! I told you! NOw maybe we should call an ambulance for me! You know, I'm the one growing larger than this house for no particular reason.

(CRASH)

Jeff- My god! Abiggie has demolished the south wall! This whole house could come down any minute!

Stacy- Wendy! Wendy! You have to hear the rest of this note! Harold says that he loves you!

Aoshfo- What? Give me that.

Stacy- Wendy! Wendy! Did you hear me? Harold loves you and wants you to run away with him! Oh, and also, only you can save Asscotton form blowing up.

Aqyiewh- What?! Wendy! Wake up already! I don't have much time!

Jeff- I knew all this already.

Stacy- Wendy! Can you hear me?! There's not much time left!

Wendy- Wha? What's going on? Hello? Harold? Is that you my love?

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