I'm finding affinities
With ideas that have already been.
I only wish the lives that had produced them
Told me what I should have already seen.
Hillside was a great attraction.
Many exciting things there did occur.
Not least of which was a children's show
In which there was joy and hur- ting.
And it's alright,
There'll be plenty more hurting if I
Have anything to do with it
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
People are making it big now.
I know ‘cause I have a place from which to watch.
I can see the Crack getting bigger everyday.
The pants are coming down another notch.
It seems fitting that the world is crumbling.
That's in tune with the general theme.
Of the life that I'm building around me these days,
At least from what I've seen.
And it's alright,
At least the Crack is encompassing my soul.
From in there I should have some peace for a while
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
So don't try to call me if you're calling me at home
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And words escape me for what I know would conquer the world
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
This is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play.
It's not up on my web page this week.
Thank god it's not remote players I seek.
The resources are within reach.
Aohhis's foot is down now Stacy has found out what she wants.
Concentrate on Jeff and Wendy we must.
If this is not going to be a bust,
they must be changed back now.
Stacy is a little frightened, did the millionaire hire a follower of
Jeff?
And is she a destructable force
Of things indestructable as a matter of course?
Does she have special powers.
Jeff/Wendy can see himself and I wonder if he likes what he sees.
The conclusions of his memories differ
From the psychie which is possessed by her-
who-did-the-mind-switching.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.
Tell us what it is to be
Able to delve into and see
the resources in another's reach.
Maybe soon everyon will be able to get back to the peace which everyone
always thinks they once had.
Really there are only four more weeks
To find a reconciliation between
the people of that realm.
The people of that realm.
Cast: Wendy-me
Stacy- Graham
Franks (prerecorded at the Hillside festival and played back by Robert
in the interview room.
Harold- Aaron Riches
(prerecorded at the Hillside Festival)
Any-Name-Beginning-With-"A"-
Nathan
Jeff- Tristan O'Malley
Aoihsf- Well, Jeff/Wendy, who is it that stands I relation to Wendy's
memories in the same way that the millionaire who hired you to find Stacy
stands in relation to your memories?
Jeff- Well, I'm looking... I'm looking. You see the problem here, don't you, Ablofroct?
Ahohs- Not really.
Jeff- Well you know how can I find he-who-stands-in-relation-to-Wendy's-memories-in-the-same-way-that-the-millionaire-stands-to-my-own you know when I can't remember what relation the millionaire stands to my own memories because because because Wendy has them all.
Harold- He has something there.
Ahsdfio- You know, I think you're right.
Wendy- Well, maybe I can express to Jeff/Wendy in what relation the millionaire stands to his own memories.
Stacy- Uhm, aren't we forgetting that this millionaire might have hired someone to follow Jeff, following me, and that he might be getting ready to snatch me away right now?
Harold- So why don't you leave?
Stacy- You know, you really are heartless. Where am I supposed to go? I don't know anyone in this town except for you guys. I have no money, and no way to get around.
Harold- Well, I think you're being a little selfish thinking about your own safety when Jeff and Wendy- who switched their minds in the first place so that they could find the information that was otherwise locked up on a portion of Jeff's psychy- are trying to switch back to normal. Besides, we don't know for certain whether anyone was hired to follow Jeff.
Ahos- Enough of this bickering, please. Wendy/Jeff, can you explain to Jeff in what relation the millionaire stands to his own memories.
Wendy- Well, I can try, but not knowing any of my own, it will be hard to find a conceivable reference. OK. Now, Jeff, you won't remember this, but when you were about sixteen, you had a teacher who meant the world to you.
Jeff- Mr. Grotinum!
Wendy- Whose that?
Jeff- History of the America's you know and you know I thought he was so cute you know and I have to say I was naughty you know there was that time we were alone after class and-
Wendy- That must be my memory, Jeff. I think it's irrelevent in this case.
Ahohsdfi- Actually, I wouldn't mind hearing what happened, dear.
Harold- Hey! He called you "dear", Wendy/Jeff. Maybe he does love you for what's inside after all.
Abxcv- Of course I do. Now don't change the subject. About this Mr. Grot-
Stacy- Hey! Don't we have time for this later? Let's hurry up and find out whose presence will unlock that portion of Jeff/Wendy's psychy which holds the information as to how to switch their minds back so that we can start talking about me again!
Jeff- Well you know maybe this teacher you know is the person since you mentioned teacher and all you know am I drinking?
Harold- Yes.
Jeff- That's strange you know because I couldn't remember asking for one you know or at least not as myself but maybe you know I was someone else in which case you know maybe I should get one for this other one.
Wendy- You'll get used to it, Jeff/Wendy.
Aosih- I hope not. I want my wife's mind back in my wife's body.
Harold- She's going to be my wife.
Ahoihxc- Shut-up, Harold.
Wendy- Now, I don't think that this Mr. Gogontook, or whatever his name is, is the person we're looking for. My grade ten history teacher would not mean the same to me as yours did.
Jeff- How do you know?
Wendy- Primarily a hunch, from what you've told us of him already. But I also have your memories and know that you never stayed after class with him.
Stacy- So why did you even bring him up? Shouldn't you be talking about the millionaire anyway? You'r wasting everyone's time by bringing up people of no relevence.
Wendy- I'm trying to set a context here, Stacy. I think it's you wasting time here with your interjections.
Harold- I myself am finding this all very interesting.
Stacy- Listen, you're the one who can look into people's souls. Why don't you just find the person in Jeff/Wendy's memory who most resembles symbolically the millionaire in your own?
Anoxi- You know, she may have something there.
Wendy- I think you're right.
Jeff- Well you know I think that's a really good idea you know even though it's me saying this you know because well I know what you think of me or rather what you think of me in my regular body you know but I think you know that even though you don't like my opinion you know if everyone in the world had the same one it wouldn't matter who said it out loud you know.
Wendy- I like your opinion, Jeff/Wendy.
Harold- I don't.
Stacy- Well, let's get on with it. You know, I don't think anyone here cares for me. If you did, you'd be worried about me.
Harold- I do care- I mean we do care about you, Stacy. Come on Wendy/Jeff, who is it, from looking into Jeff/Wendy, that stands in the same relation that the millionaire does to you?
Wendy- I, I, I don't believe it.
Jeff- What what is it you know is it bad?
Ahisf- Come on dear, you can say it.
Stacy- Come on, come on, come on! Just say it, Wendy/Jeff! It's really easy, just form the words and-
Wendy- It's my Mother! It's my mother who has the same relation to my old memories as the millionaire has to Jeff's.
Harold- You're sick, Jeff.
Stacy- Ya, ya, ya. So where is she?
Ahios- Ya, I've heard you talk about your mother lots of times during our marriage, but I never did meat her. Where is she?
Wendy- Well...