I'm feeling eyes and it does disturb,
I do best when I think that I'm alone.
Maybe it has something to do with my lonesome upbringing,
Way back when I lived at home.
And it's alright,
It's hard to avoid eyes I know.
I just wish sometimes I could escape the world
Like on the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
The children's show is coming,
I hope it appeals to everyone.
Kinda like when bugs bunny blows up Elmer,
By sticking his finger in his gun.
Within anything you know there's more than one vision,
Post-modernism has taught us that much.
Though if you're coming to show me yours
I'll say mine you cannot touch.
And it's alright,
We can be friends anyway.
I don't plan on touching yours either
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And perhaps we'll have a basketball play-
er on The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And lying's only bad if you don't believe what
you say
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
is familiar to them?
Agrotton wishes only to see the woman that he loves in a woman's form.
He's not used to thinking in such ways
About a man, except in those days
when everyone experimented.
Stacy will find out soon what it is Jeff found interesting about the
ingredients
The millionaire used in is Ward 8.
Perhaps in some strange way it will relate
to the situation as a whole.
Jeff is Wendy and he can see all that she has done that is a very delicate
state.
But he must keep in mind that Wendy too
Is in a position to make into news
his most desirous thoughts.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.
I hope you're getting very comfortable
In the body with which you turned the the tables.
It may be permanent.
Harold as always is merely interested in the most interesting stuff.
Maybe one day he'll try to think of others
in an unselfish way.
In an unselfish way.
Stacy- So come on Wendy/Jeff, what is it that was so interesting about
the ingredients that the millionaire put into his Ward 8?
Wendy- Well, maybe it's not so much what he put in it, but what he didn't.
Harold- So, what didn't he put into it?
Wendy- Soda.
Aohsif- There, you see?! I told you this was a waste of time. While your listening to the absurd and useless thoughts of Jeff, we are possibly risking the possibility that we may be able to switch Jeff and Wendy back to normal.
Jeff- Well you know I might agree with Afgan you know if I didn't have Wendy's memories you know and I seem to think you know that time doesn't matter you know but I've kinda always known that as Jeff anyway you know and I guess you know that I must have known it intuitively you know other wise I would have forgotten it or rather left the thought with Wendy.
Stacy- There, you see? We could spend days taling with Wendy/Jeff, and we wouldn't be risking either of their identities.
Jeff- Why am I feeling dizzy?
Wendy- Oh, just have a drink and you'll feel better for, I mean, in a couple of minutes.
Jeff- I've had five glasses of water in the last hour you know and if it was a drink I needed you know I think that would suffice you know but-
Aohsid- -I don't think that's the kind of drink Wendy/Jeff meant, Jeff/Wendy. Look, he's killing her body already. Wendy never felt faint, she just slept a lot.
Harold- Well, why don't you go fix Jeff/Wendy a drink then, Agrivate?
Ahidoh- Fine, I will.
Wendy- Get me one too, dear?
Ahoihifd- Don't call me "dear" while you're in that body.
Wendy- Does what I look like really matter that much to you?
Ahiosfd- I don't care what you look like, as long as it's you looking like it. Right now, all I can see is Jeff and it's really freaking me out.
Wendy- Look into my eyes Afluent, and you will see you're wife.
Asfdho- I don't want to.
(FOOTSTEPS)
Harold- You see, Wendy/Jeff, he never loved you. If he did, it wouldn't matter what body you were in.
Stacy- He's right, Wendy/Jeff.
Jeff- But if that was the case you know why wouldn't he be going after me you know because I talk like Wendy and talk like Wendy you know and now I'm starting to drink so you know there must be something other than what he sees you know-
Harold- Shut-up, Jeff/Wendy.
Wendy- I think there might be some truth in-
Harold- Shut-up, Wendy/Jeff.
Stacy- If you really loved Wendy, you wouldn't talk to her like-
Harold- Shut-up, Stacy! Now, Wendy/Jeff, what's so significant to the millionaire leaving the soda out of his Ward 8.
Wendy- Well, Soda is akin to water.
Harold- So.
Wendy- And water is what plants drink.
Jeff- I'm still feeling faint.
Stacy- I don't see the connection.
(FOOTSTEPS)
Ashiof- Here's your drink, honey, I mean Jeff/Wendy.
Wendy- And the reason why we believe that the millionaire wanted to find you was because it seems the plant you killed was supposed to be unkillable.
Stacy- Wait! Are you saying that he's so interested in finding out how I killed the plant because whatever was done to it was done to him.
Wendy- Well-
Stacy- And that if he finds out what I did to kill it, he will find out what will kill him?
Wendy- Well, actually, I was thinking more along the lines of him cutting down on soda so as to corner the market when he starts buying it again, and that when he did he'd want to feed his plant with it.
Harold- Actually, I think Stacy might have been on the right track.
Aiohifsd- Great. So the mystery is solved. Somehow Stacy has this power to kill unkillable things. I could have told you that before, seing as I always considered my tolerance indestructable!
Jeff- Well you know if Wendy wasn't me you know and I wasn't Wendy I'd think that I was very smart you know but since I'm here all I can say is that Wendy/Jeff's smart though no one seems to agree with her/him except for me you know because I think that the millionaire does want to corner the soda market.
Wendy- Actually Jeff/Wendy, I agree with Stacy. I was just expressing your ex-thoughts.
Stacy- So what do I do now?
Harold- Well I think-
Ahfsdoi- No! We don't do anything until we change Wendy and Jeff back to normal. You guys promised that once we found out what was so important about the plant that Stacy killed that a millionaire hired Jeff to find her, we'd work at switching them back.
Stacy- What what if he hired someone else to follow Jeff in case he had second thoughts about bringing me in?
Aohfis- He would need a first thought to begin with. Now what was it we had to do? Oh yes, find someone who shares the same relation with Wendy as that millionaire shares with Jeff in order to unlock that portion of Jeff's psychie which originally hid his knowledge about the plant Stacy killed, but which now hides the knowledge of how to switch his and Wendy's mind back to their original bodies.
Stacy- But-
AFDh- No "buts", Stacy. Now, Jeff/Wendy, look into Wendy's memories and tell me who might be able to unlock the knowledge of how to switch you guys back.
Jeff- Well...
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