Interigations won't solve the problem,
One just has to wait and see.
Forcing the issue will just change the outcome,
And render bad feelings.
And it's alright,
Life is uncertain I know.
I just wish I was privy to the future
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
Sometimes aloneness is good,
Don't let people tell you otherwise.
Unless the risk suddenly occurs
Rendering friends in another guise.
It's hard to leave knowing you'll have to come back,
But that's not unique to just anyone.
The trick is to always know where you're going
While forgetting where you're going in the fun.
And it's alright,
I may be alone, I just don't know.
It's better than being nothing at all,
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
Give me a week and I will pretty well know,
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And give me two and I'll be ready to go,
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
their own flesh again.
Alfow didn't think it was a good idea for Wendy and Jeff to switch,
The idiosyncrasies of their own minds,
Personalities should stick with their own kinds,
It's less confusing that way.
Stacy encouraged the risky moves, she had the chance to figure out her
moods,
By unlocking a segment of her past,
By severly altering two members of the cast.
Man was it a blast.
Jeff is now Wendy I wonder if her husband will prefer her mind to her
body,
Would that make him something very queer?
Do books and covers really have to adhere
to each other subjectively?
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.
Once again you're in someone elses case.
Keep this up and you won't have to face,
the horrors of old age.
Harold might be able to concoct some odd procedure for reversing the
effects,
Of Jeff's and Wendy's unfortunate switch,
Remember he's the one who made A so rich
in bodily attributes.
In bodily attributes.
Stacy- Please, Adgrate, this is not the time to start laying blame.
Aphie- Oh, I think it is. I think it's the perfect time. This is Harold's fault, for example, because he not only encouraged Wendy and Jeff in trying to switch their minds, but he has helped create the atmosphere in which something like this would be thought of at all.
Stacy- You're being stupid, Azprene.
Aqhos- I'm being stupid, am I? Well, what about you, Miss. I'm-a-little-curious-as-to-why-someone-thinks--that-a-plant-I-killed-was-important-so-I'm-going-to-have-Jeff-and-Adfongmington's-wife-switch-minds-to-find-out-why.
Harold- She's going to be my wife.
Aphiz-I know you're doing that just to annoy me, Harold.
Wendy- I thought we did this of our own free will.
Acnvgyh- I know you did.
Harold- But they did, Awetro. And if you would stop wasting time by trying to make someone other than yourself responsible for this mess, we can probably reverse the effects.
Aofshyp- Me! Me! This is my fault?!
Stacy- Will you guys give it up.
Jeff- Well you know I think that that's what I'm trying to do assuming that Jeff I mean Wendy I mean Jeff is trying to unlock the method of switching us back.
Wendy- But I told you, that information is in the same place that my knowledge of the plant was. I can't get at it.
Harold- But you could get at the information about the plant that was killed by Stacy if you apprehended her and brought her to the millionaire that hired you to find her.
Wendy- Ya, so.
Harold- So, if you look around in Wendy's memory, maybe you can think
of someone you can go to who might be able to unlock the secret as to how
to reverse the brain switching process.
Stacy- Hey, that's not a bad idea.
Jeff- Yes you know I don't know anyone you know who might help but that's because I have Jeff's memory you know which incidentally does have the plant information sought out for in the first place but you know I'm sure I must have known someone or rather do know someone but as someone else who might have sufficient information to unlock the procedure.
Ahdosi- You mean, all we need to do is find someone who happens to represent for Wendy what the millionaire represented for Jeff, in order to unlock the brain switching procedure.
Harold- Exactly.
Afhio- I wasn't talking to you.
Stacy- Guys, please. Can we not, until our friends are brought back to normal, tollerate each other's presence? Now, before we go any further, Wendy. You said that you know now what was so important about that plant?
Jeff- Well you know I do you know and I could ellucidate it right now you know.
Stacy- So, what was so important about the plant?
Harold- Uhm, excuse me. I thought that we were going to focus our attention on finding someone to unlock the hidden memories within Jeff/Wendy's head.
Stacy- Well, I think that we should at least get the information we were looking for in the first place, before we reverse the effects and lose it in the end by having it return to Jeff's locked portion of memory.
Aofhis- But if we unlock that portion in trying to find out how to reverse the brain-switching procedure, won't it stay unlock when they switch back; just like it remained locked in switching forward?
Stacy- That's all semantics, Ajkot, and you know it. We can't say for certain what will happen once they change back. They could become totally different people with no memories at all.
Adohis- Hey! Show some compassion. They can hear you you know.
Wendy- Oh, that's alright. I could use a new life. My old one wasn't doing much for me anyway.
Harold- So who can we get to help Jeff/Wendy remember how to reverse the effects.
Jeff- Assuming I ever knew you know because you know this is my third body since I couldn't switch back the other time at least that's what I remember Wendy, Jeff, Wendy saying before we switched you know can I have a drink?
Stacy- Uhm, I thought we agreed to find out the imprtance of the plant before anything else.
Afshio- Well hurry up then, Stacy. Ask your questions. But you better make it quick, because I can't stand seeing my wife in a man's body much longer.
Harold- She's my wife.
Axihvo- Shut up, Harold.
Harold- No, you shut up.
Ahoh- Just shut up, OK?
Harold- Just shut up.
Stacy- Guys, please! Now Wendy/Jeff, what was so important about the plant I killed that a millionaire hired Jeff/Wendy to find me and bring me back to him?
Jeff- Well you know I remember the millionaire with the money not telling me a whole lot but then you know deducing the importance myself I mean Jeff'sself.
Harold- Oh, great. So all we have for our troubles is one of Jeff's "deductions".
Wendy- Hey! May I remind you of his supberb investigatorial skills which are sought out internationally?
Ahios- You mean your ability to hypnotically forget what it was you were hired for so that your clients can't get chared with the things they want you to do?
Wendy- No, there's others.
Stacy- Well, I think we can at least listen to Wendy/Jeff's deduction. Maybe it's legitimate.
Harold- Whatever.
Stacy- Go ahead Wendy/Jeff. Why do you think the plant was important enough to have a millionaire hire you to find me.
Wendy- Well it was something that he had said concerning the way the plant died. He said that he didn't know how you did it, but it seemed that your total lack of care actually killed it.
Stacy- You mean you think that he had created a plant that needed no care at all?
Wendy- Well...
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