June 3, 1998

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Theme Song

I'm in a different place now,
The sounds are confusing me.
But I should be alright as long
As the end is plain to see.

I don't know who it is that's singing
As I here this song in my head.
But it must be a pretty nice person.
Thanks for singing in my stead.

And it's alright,
Even if it's not someone I know.
There's got to be some common ground
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

Children's shows are helpful.
They give the kids something to see.
In my youth all I had was a tree house
And others' willingness to let me be.

The tune it has escaped me,
I'm not sure it was ever really there.
Though it bothers me so little
I'm stopping just short of don't care.

But it's alright,
Though distractions are plenty though low,
I'll find my way through this one-minded journey
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And the day is nice here in Toronto
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h show.

And Nick Craine will be here to add that much more
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play Theme Song

This is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play.
Distractions have occured to render,
The talents of Wendy lesser

than the flesh of Ax.

Afcorse is normal now, at least the sense of his excess flesh.
It is now holding up the house.
Thanks to the Scientific Community rous-

ing up some tricks.

Stacy has been the worried one, I think she just wants all this chaos undone.
Perhaps it will allow her a route
To a mentality that suits

Her wayward mind.

Jeff is as stubborn as always, at least as far as one can remember.
Though sometimes memories are short.
There's was a time that the ball was in his court.

You thought he was nice.

Oh Wendy played by he you are so pretty and so caring.
Will you look into to those peoples souls,
At least in a way that all is told.

Do you think that is wise?

Now that Aguy is repaired and now that the house very well has faired.
Will Harold get the help he needs,
Or will he be taken by the Scientific Community

for his oddball form?
For his odd ball form.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play

Cast: Jeff- Duncan (Call in from Barcelona Spain)

Wendy- me

Any-Name-Beginning-With-"A"- David Humphrey

Stacy- me

Jeff- You know, Wendy, now that the house is securely held up by Adole's hardened excess flesh-

Ajdfso- -thanks to the Scientific Community-

Jeff- -I guess we have the time for you to tell me my most deep-seated desires.

Wendy- Actually you know I'm not sure that I would put it that way you know like the way you did because well it's hard to get anywhere you know without thinking that there's someplace else you could be you know but any way you know I'm getting thirsty and I'm worried about my booze you know because they've been alone for such a long time.

Jeff- Well, I was going to intimate that I may not want to hear my thoughts anyway. But now that you seem to be putting your own vices ahead of my whims, I think I'd like you to tell me what I really want right now.

Afiohh- Actually, Jeff, we still have some unfinished business.

Jeff- You stay away from me. Scientific Community! You're still under the obligation of bringing "Jeff 2"-

Aoshdif- -it's Adifarentnaim-

Jeff- -into your labs so that you can ascertain just what type of species he really is.

Harold- He's human already!

Jeff- And don't forget that one either- "Jeff" over there. He needs some prodding too.

Stacy- You know, Jeff, I'm not sure I can go along with your plans anymore. You're changing them so quickly, that I can't keep up anymore... Oh, ya, and you don't seem to be very nice.

Jeff- Oh please, Stacy. You think I really need you anyway.

Stacy- I don't know. Why don't you ask Wendy?

Harold- You know, now that Ablocootton's excess flesh has been nicely trimmed away, and the house is not longer in danger of falling down, and Mr. Paramedic Men aren't needed to hold up the ceiling, maybe I could have my hidiously mangled limbs looked after.

Jeff- Don't worry "Jeff", the Scientific Community will take care of you at the lab. Not that they'll believe that the shape your limbs- which are perfectly natural for any member of your species- are to be tampered with at all.

Wendy- Well you know Jeffy Weffy and I use that name to appeal to what once you were if you were wehn you wanted though I'm not saying you did to be bludgeoned by a jelly-fish you know until you starved to death but you know I'm not sure and I'm not saying that I'm not sure that you want Harold-

Jeff- -"Jeff"-

Wendy- to be taken away you know but I'm just drinking I mean thinking.

Asdfiho- Mr. Paramedic Men, could you please tend to my friend Harold?

Jeff- No, Mr. Paramedic Men! Stop that! You'll only make him indistinguishable from real humans like the Scientific community did to "Jeff 2".

Stacy- "Ashisair".

Aiohds- You know, Jeff, I think it's about time that you left.

Jeff- What? Why? What have I done?

Ahio- Well, you tried to kidnap my wife for one thing.

Jeff- I was only trying to get rid of one of her personailities.

Asih- And, you have been executing some devious plan that you won't explain to any of us.

Jeff- There is no plan?

Stacy- Except for the one that I devised, right Jeff?

Jeff- I told you, Stacy, you didn't devise any plans. I only led you to believe you did.

Stacy- Is this part of my plan?

Ashoi- Hey! Look. The Scientific Community is helping Mr. Paramedic Men mend Harold.

Jeff- "Jeff"!

Stacy- Wow. They're ripping open the flesh of his limbs, and replacing the mangled bones with exact replicas of his former healthy ones.

Jeff- You'll regret this the Scientific Community. The world will regret this!

Harold- Well, that feels a lot better. It's like I was never hurt.

Wendy- Well you know you know now that the house is up and Harold and Aguyaeno is well again you know well I think I think that something should be done you know to make what has grown and when I say "grown" you know I mean made between us all you know who once were all friends though never at the same time you know but maybe you know we could try it all at once though it might get boring after a while but then I can do something to make that different and we can drink.

Stacy- You know, Wendy's right. We've been doing nothing but fighting for that last few episodes; no one believing the motives of anyone else are what they say they are, people trying to get other people placed in a lab and dissected. The incredible work of the Scientific Community- repairing the house, and rendering Harold and Astoot normal again- has allowed us the opportunity to start all over again.

Harold- But there's so much that's hard to forget.

Aihfoh- Like you blowing me up to a size larger than my own house, rendering my home in a state in which it could collapse at any minute, while you black mail me in order to steal my wife away from me?

Harold- Uhm, ya.

Jeff- Hey, assuming you two are actually human, didn't Wendy actually agree to be Harold's forever in order to save Aquadrofit's life?

Stacy- I thought she agreed to it because she loves Harold.

Aiohsf- I don't think that Harold has any right to Wendy. If the Scientific Community hadn't rid me of all the excess flesh left over from being a size bigger than the house, I wouldn't have had much of a life any way.

Wendy- Well you know dear I won't say how you know but I don't think that everything that you have done you know has been the greatest and you know there were times you know that Harold helped you out quite a bit you know with Jeff's devious plans and he did almost die once or so we thought he did you know and people change did I saydrink?

Stacy- Remember, Wendy can look straight into your souls. If she thinks that we should let bygones be bygones, maybe we should listen to her.

Afshoi- I don't know.

Jeff- Don't do it, Afflictad.

Harold- Come on, Aniesgy, everyone deserves a second chance.

Amoiiweyh- Well...