May 27, 1998
The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Theme Song
Things are getting tired,
Especially my malnutritioned flesh.
Maybe in a couple of months
My mind will be fatigued much less.
Once again the future's providing an uncertain realm
I'm not sure if it's exciting or sad.
All I have to judge by is my ambition
And from it what I have had.
And it's alright,
Time's going by one day at a time.
The coffee's hot and I have a place to sit
Other than on The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
I have business cards now,
Even though different shapes they are.
Even if nothing else transpires
I can say I've been this far.
It's hard to say where the action's happening,
It may be occuring right now.
The thing about spontaneous creation
Is the way it's made no one knows quite how.
But it's alright,
Perhaps Duncan will call from Spain.
But if the past is any clue then I'm anticipating nothing
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And Michael from Danko Jones spoke loud enough
For the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And welcome Sylvia, it's nice to see someone I don't know
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play Theme Song
Cast: Wendy-me
Jeff- Melisa (Prerecorded with the following two characters at my home. They read the play together, ignoring the lines by Wendy and Stacy)
Any-Name-Beginning-With-"A"- Devin
Harold-Katy
Stacy- Sylvia Senensky
This is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play.
It seems that we are getting very close
To learning what is securely enclosed
In the hearts of everyone.
Avro is pressing the point, he wants answers now though the questions are obscure.
Is he afraid of knowing what he wants?
Would he rather have his dreams as those which haunt
his waking life?
Stacy, is she being defensive or simply trying to maintain the truth?
Not that she has a definite hold
On what exactly the past has told
her were the happenings.
Jeff's very interested to know what it is that is his purpose in life.
You'd think he'd have figured it out by now.
It's hard to imagine just how
he has gotten this far.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.
It's odd that you always have had
This talent for in one's brain to tap.
You seem not to notice.
This is the place in which all people and their conclusions have lied.
But Harold demans equal description.
Though so far it's been an explanation
of why he's here at all.
Why, he's here at all.
The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play
Jeff- Me! Me! Me first! Tell me Wendy! What is it I really want to do? You know, though I'm obviously really good at it, and I enjoy my work, I've always kinda thought that I was supposed to be something other than a private investigator.
Stacy- You're a private investigator?
Jeff- Not now, Stacy.
Harold- You know, now I'm not quite sure this is a good idea. I read once that peoples' greatest fear is of knowing all about themselves. Most people spend their entire lives avoiding the issue.
Ahios- Well that hardly seems right.
Wendy- Well you know you know sometimes I think I think that well you know that I want to know you know and of course I already do but that's just because I can though you can never know you know if you can't go any further though some people think they can and though you know maybe you know they think they can just so they don't have to you know I mean go any further you know and maybe that's me too you know and I really can't see anything.
Stacy- But we've already witnessed your powers, Wendy. You told me that I always wanted to live in a log house.
Harold- Well, maybe she just has a keen sense of what people want to hear.
Wendy- You're very nice to say that Harold.
Harold- Thank-you, Wendy.
Jeff- Well, I believe in Wendy's power. Come on, Wendy- Maybe if you tell me, I'll realize that the devastating plan I have in store for the entire house isn't what I really want.
Ashfio- Maybe we should ask the Scientific Community what they think.
Jeff- No, they're busy taking samples of your flesh right now, Amkotton. Maybe when they're done.
Ahois- Hey, stop that!
Stacy-You know, I'm not sure I want to know what I really want.
Harold- I agree with Stacy. How could we let our minds wander ever again? We'd be having the same dreams for the rest of our lives.
Stacy- Actually, I just don't think I could afford it.
(LAUGHTER)
(CRASH)
Jeff- What was that?!
Wendy- Well you know I think that Mr. Paramedic Men are getting tired you know though I held up the ceiling a lot longer they let it bend down a bit you know and now pieces of the ceiling are falling or should I say they are both really sad and want to die.
Ahsfio- Quick, honey, do something!
Harold- Hey! She's my honey.
Wendy- Well you know I'm not sure whose honey I am or if anyone really wants me as their honey.
Jeff- I do.
Harold- I do.
Apjiop- I do.
Stacy- I think that we better find a way to prop up this ceiling, or at least Asvorkian is going to die.
Ahios- You guys can't leave me here. Either you find a way to get my body- which is surrounded by the excess flesh left over from the great enlargement Harold imposed on me, causing the dilapidation of the house you see around you now- out of this house, or you figure out a way to stop its collapse.
Stacy- Look. What is the Scientific Community doing?
Harold- My God! They're cutting away the Apig's excess flesh.
Jeff- They're using some sort of lazer procedure to suture up the incisions.
Aohsdf- I'm not feeling a thing. Oh wait. Hey that tickles!
Wendy- Well you know I know that they are doing their best and all and you know they have devices or so I've seen in their souls which yeild reversals you know I mean at least in feeling so the tickle you know indicates pain.
Aoshi- Ha ha ha ha ha! Wow, this must really be hurting.
Jeff- Scientific Community! What are you doing to "Jeff 2"? You're rendering his appearance almost identical with that of a humans!
Afohis- What do you mean, "almost"?
Jeff- How are we going to tell him apart from anyone else. Remember what his friend there tried to do to Wendy.
Harold- I didn't try to do anything to Wendy. You're the one who wanted to kidnap her under the pretence of destroying one of her personailities.
Stacy- I thought that was my plan.
Jeff- It was a ruse.
Stacy- I didn't think it was that bad.
Jeff- Shut-up, Stacy.
Ahsdfio- I'm free! I'm free of my excess flesh! I'm back to normal!
Jeff- Hey you, stay away from me.
Apiohs- Actually, Jeff, I think it's about time I gave you a good beating.
Harold- Hey, look what the Scientific Community is doing with Aquitalonti's flesh.
Jeff- They're fastening it to the four corners of the ceiling. His flesh is keeping up the house.
Wendy- Well you know now I think that I may want to tell you all what you really want you know because well you know I'm feeling ignored and-
Aosdf- -not now, honey. This is amazing.
Jeff- Their spraying it with some kind of hardener.
Aoidsh- Amazing. Now this house really is a part of me.
Wendy- Well you know this is all very interesting and all but you know I never really get to be in the lime light and I want to some times so Jeff you know do you want to know what you want?
Jeff- Well....
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