March 4, 1998

The Wednesday @ 22:00h SHow Theme Song

But it's alright,
I will learn to focus soon.
I'm using my job as a wipping post
Before the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And I don't want to lose my touques anymore,
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

I started writing down my dreams but got lost in the chore
Around the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And I'll learn how to solo as soon as I learn chords
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And I'm sorry Devin but of slices of pizza I had two
Before the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play Theme Song

THis is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play

People say it's not making sense.
They should maybe change their pretense
Of knowing anything.
Artolden is pressing the point, he wants to know just what it is that Je-eff had to say

To she-for-whom-he-obviously-feels-strongly.
Though I think Art's carrying on wrongly.
You must let love unfold.
And Stacy is so surprised that Jeff can talk to her directly.

I wonder if it's going to help
Her to be able to yelp
something back at him.
Jeff is finding new delites in the simplest things I think he's growing up.

Isn't that what we all wish for
Those who don't seem to be wanting more
than what they've already got?
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.

You should put your husband in place.
He should tone it down just in case
he gets in over his head.
I've been learning lately that it's hard to say just how to live.

Does one try to change her mind
To fit in more with the rest of humankind
or should she risk it all?

Or should she risk it all?

THe Wednesday @ 22:00h SHow Radio Play

Cast: Wendy- me
Stacy- Clayton?
Jeff-Stephanie?
Any-Name-Beginning-With-"A"- Paul? (the "?" intimate that I can't quite remember who played who)
Albert- Well Jeff, what is it you were going to say?

Jeff- You're a jerk Asdumbasyukanget.

Asohkd- What? What? You're the one being all secretive and everything. WHy am I the jerk? You come in my house, drink my booze-

Wendy- My booze, my booze!

(LAUGHTER)

Akhshg- -and now you refuse to allow me the opportunity to hear what you were going to say until you realized that you were in the company of me.

Jeff- THat's not why I stopped!

Stacy- Ya Ashgetton, how do you know what's going on in he-whom- I'm-defending-for-no-other-reason-than-I-feel-strongly-for-him's mind?

Affrogotten- WHat mind?

Jeff- THat's it! I don't have to take this! It's one thing to insult myself- I know exactly what I mean by it- but quite another when you do it as arbitrarily and vindictively as yourself Arshole!

Alberton- Oh, oh, you mean you can actually form a sensible sentence. Wait, wait, let me get my diary.

(LAUGHTER)

Wendy- Now now now I know I am I mean I know you know that well I might well not to get into that right now but don't you think I mean I mean that sometimes theings have to you know stop I mean at least that's what my mother said you know but I've never seen a fight and I think that you know you know you should stop now whoever you are you know because I'm not sure I recog- I mean hello.

Agrt- You stay out of this Wendy! I've been patient far too long with this dumbo-

Stacy- Oh!

Agohe- and I think it's about time that someone put him in his place. Jeff, you're going to have to do something soon to convince me that you have a right to live, or I swear you'll be searching for reasons why you shouldn't die!

Stacy- THis is getting far too out of hand he-for-whom-I-am-now- afraid.

Jeff- I agree with you you-to-whom-I-am-speaking.

Adhokdht- I'm losing it! And this isn't just for those people who have found the last sixteen episodes boring! I'm losing it! Stay out of my way!

Stacy- My God! He's growing!

Jeff- You know, I think you're right Stacy. He's, he's getting bigger!

Wendy- You know you know you know honey I mean dear but you have to tell me I think as a part you know of that thing we did so long ago I think with the priest and all you know but you never told me and I think that important this may you know I mean be and well what what what are you doing?

Awetront- To tell you the truth dear, I don't know. I WAS angry, but now that I find that my extremeties are getting bigger and assume that my head is doing the same, I'm getting rather concerned.

Jeff- Well, obviously it's high blood pressure. You know my doctor said, or was it my grade three teacher-

Aohid- Shut-up Jeff!

Jeff- You know, you shouldn't get all ryled up like that, it will only make things worse.

Adhosdhf- Shut-up Jeff!

Jeff- Maybe if you think about the things you've accomplished in your life, and the friends you have made- that always makes me feel smaller.

Aohdkhf- Shu-!

Wendy- Here dear, I mixed you a drink. Drinking helps everything get into perspective.

(Laughter)

Stacy- Maybe we should call a doctor.

Ahoshk- No! No doctors!

Stacy- But Abigtubalard, your hands are bloated to the size of grapefruits, and your head's- oh well you head actually looks about regular size.

Jeff- You know, I think this is a good opportunity for us to get some things out in the open Adohkdh. Like the problem you all of a sudden have with me.

Aghdgas- Actually, I don't think it is a good time Jeff.

Jeff-No really, when Harold was around you were always defending me against him. Now, all of a sudden, I can't do anything right. So what's your problem

Ahofsih- My problem is that I'm getting too big for this house. Look at me, I've ripped out of my clothing- and don't make any jokes about the size of anything else Jeff.

Jeff- That's nothing to joke about.

(LAUGHTER)

Wendy- Maybe maybe you know if you you know did not what you did before you know that thing happened to make what's happening happen you know.

Stacy- Wendy may be right Afgasterock. What were you doing just before you started getting larger?

Ashfods- I was yelling at Jeff.

Stacy- So try speaking to him kindly.

ASdfhs- Ok, Ok. Anything. Jeff, I only get angry at you because I envy your freedom, and wish that I could be as oblivious as you while still maintaining a fair income, which you seem to do. And I like your hair. Is it working?

Stacy- No, in fact.

Ahdsioha- Oh great, now I'm bigger than a couch, and I've lied to an idiot.

Wendy- Hey hey hey what's this I mean you know I think there's something other that what's already there you know on the fleshy part can I say "fleshy" of my dear I mean honey I mean Adick.

Jeff- WHat is it?

Stacy- I see it. I think it's a note. Here let me get it.

Asfhidso- Ouch!

Stacy- Sorry.

Jeff- WHat does it say?

Stacy- Well...
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