January 28, 1998

The Wedesday @ 22:00h Show Theme Song

But it's alright
It's two days 'till the show I know.

I'm on a tight schedule these days
Around the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And things are deferred, but that's OK
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

I'm going to court to have my say
For the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Book Burning Party Deferral Theme
Song

Sometimes things don't happen
Like you'd think.
It seemed that we were all
on the brink

Of that party that we've been waiting for.
I was looking forward to being its biggest bore.

But we have to learn,
And sometimes do it fast,
That things disapear
Only when we think they'll last.

So here's to the party that will never come.
It will be so much fun, we won't believe had never gone.

I'm working on
It's new date.
I just need a few minutes
Meeting with the three fates.

And what they say will surely go.
But I assure those not listening of a book burning party for the Wednesday at 22:00h Show.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play Theme Song

This is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play.

This is on a computer in my room.
Perhaps it will make a new twist come soon.
Because I am its slave.
Albertolden has pressed the point he wishes to know just who it is that Jeff is investigating.

Maybe he is worried that it's
The skeleton that just kinda sits
in his you-know-where.
THis is the new spot which is reserved for Stacy the new character,

Unless Harold muscles in.
I have no control over where, what or when.
Because I am its slave.
JEff has been acting strange. I think we've found a new dimension within
His psychological make-up.
Maybe he's not such a smuck
as we've all assumed.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.

Don't worry things will all work out.
Things you miss might be meant to shout
out a new oportunity.
Now it only is left to find out who it is Jeff is investigating.

Could it be me or you?
I wonder who it could be who
Is the chosen one?
Who is the chosen one?

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play

Cast: Arnoldert: Mikey Conroy
Stacy:Metias Silva
Jeff: Mikey Conroy
Wendy: me
Arold- You know, on second thought, I'm not sure you should tell us who you're investigating. What do you think of that Jeff?

Jeff- Well, it would certainly make me feel less uncomfortable.

Arnold- Great! Then it's settled. Let's talk about the Super Bowl. I thought it was the best one I'd seen in ages. Did you see that run by El-

Wendy- Wait wait wait a little time now in the present my husband I think you are though with your hiding stuff and I know you are because I think I know you a little well when things just pop you know like maybe in your head you can't change change change pants I mean minds like what would you ever get done oh I think I'll drink what was I saying?

Stacy- I think you were saying that you think that Abervoyeur is hiding something.

ARnert- Hiding something? Why that's ridiculous. Just because I want to protect my, I mean, Jeff's right to privacy, I'm hiding something?

Jeff- Well technically Albodert, by wishing to protect privacy, you ARE hiding something.

Stacy- I'm very impressed by the rhetorical talent of he-to-whom-I- cannot-speak-directly-but-who-I-would-like-to-get-to-know-better.

Jeff- She is very kind, she-whose-observatory-skills-impress-me- very-much.

Al- Ya, ya. I'm sure that she thanks you. The only reason I don't think that Jeff should tell us is so he doesn't blow his cover.

Stacy- But no one here doesn't know that Jeff is a private investigator.

Jeff- Hey! Who told her that!

Wendy- No one need tell I mean I know all I mean I may I may that you know I know what Jeff is doing I mean he's been looking at Stacy very strangely and you know I know I mean I don't think he's looking at her for any reason other than that he has a job to you know or that he is am I talking oh no have I been speaking out loud but of course I have been how else would I know what I was thinking?

Stacy- What?! He's investigating me? How could he? After all we've been through together. What for? I mean how could he-

Arternot- Oh, this is silly Stacy. Why don't you just talk to Jeff directly?

Stacy- You're right Argertolden. Listen you... I... I mean... hello... yes... I am... I am... yes... did you... when am... this is my... please don't...

Askertolt- I think what Stacy is trying to say Jeff is "why are you investigating me?"

Jeff- But I'm not investigating you Appercotton. I'm investigating Stacy.

Accitent- (PAUSE) I know you're investigating Stacy, Jeff. Now why?

Jeff- How do you "why" Alteratick?

Arcod- WHY ARE YOU INVESTIGATING STACY?

Jeff- Oh. Well. Why does anyone investigate anyone?

Assterat- What is that supposed to mean?

Jeff-Well Acura, as I sit here looking at you, looking at me, looking at you, I realize that you're making certain assumptions about who I am, what I'm like- my capabilities and capacities. No, no, you don't have to say anything. I know what you've thought of me in the past. I've read the transcripts of your mind and have been witness to all your nasty beliefs about who and what I'm all about. You have been investigating me my friend- and you realize I say "friend" in a way that in no way implies that anyone would actually be my friend. I don't mind. I expect no less. But I find it odd when you ask me if I have been "investigating" Stacy. Though I am totally incapable of speaking directly to her, I have indeed been observing her actions and infering her motives- as my private investigatorial inclinations lead me anyway.

Stacy- He's very sweet. Ashutadda, will you ask him out on a date for me.

Jeff- Uhm, I heard that, and though I would find a date with her very intriguing, there is no way that I could as I am in the middle of an investigation involving her.

Adret- Ah Ha!

Jeff- Oops.

Wendy- Well everyone, look at me because you know it's been a while since I spoke and if people would just listen to what I have ato say more often there would be no need for anyone to speak at all as I eventually hit upon all things though perhaps not in the order everyone understand can when we I young was I and my mother told me you know that when the rocket goes into the air and you know it stays you may as well not call it a rocket any more or was that my daddy or was it a battle ship hello.

Adfertom- Why are you investigating Stacy, JEff.

Jeff- Why does anyone inves-

Asdortok- WHY ARE YOU INVESTIGATING STACY?

Jeff- Hello.

Arturto- Listen Jeff. Stacy is a guest in my home, and I will not have a guest in my home poked and prodded. Now I'm sure that you are not at liberty to reveal certain facts about your investigation. But everyone here knows that Stacy has something to do with it and we have a right to know.

Stacy- Oh, it's alright Atserokmnsodk;elet. I think I know what this is all about. You see, we all do things in life which, if we were who we are now, we could never imagine doing. I'm no different; though, perhaps I've done relatively nastier things. Not to get into too much detail or anything, but I think that this lovely man here may be looking into my affairs of two years ago. You see, I was a younger woman then, and eager to test the conclusions of my thoughts on the real world. THe problem was that my thoughts were of a state of thoughtlessness. It seems silly to me now, but it seemed reasonable enough that if I just stopped thinking- I mean REALLY stop thinking- I could live life gracefully. And it worked, for a while. I crossed paths in those days with people who were very powerful. My thoughtlessness carried me to the heights of the social ladder, even though I had no awareness of it. I knew people from the highest echelons, though none of them come to mind at this moment. I was a Raven singing upon the Ocean; a carrot nestled softly in its nest. I was Nature, and so everything outside of me, though it was what allowed me movement, was irrelevent to my needs. I was in bliss until one day I was forced to make a decision which brought back to me all the choices I had made in the past, and hense the thoughts I had entertained. The decision in question is what I suspect Jeff was hired to investigate me for. It had implications upon alot of people. And I'm not proud of its consequences. You see, a friend I had back then turned to me on the dance floor of the most exclusive night club and asked "When we leave here tonight, now that you have nowhere to stay"- for, unawaringly I had no such place- "where are you going to go?" And you know what I told her?

Adsteiojh- What?

Stacy- Well...

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