Things are ending fast now,
Though the fun has just begun.
I would try to be a little more mushy
If the show was listened to by anyone.
I'm not sure what I tried to do
But it think I did it pretty well.
There was even a measure of gracefullness,
When I hit the mike and it fell.
And it's alright,
Thank God I consist of more than just this
show.
I still have a smidgeon left with which to
survive
With the end of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
I'm not sure whose here now.
I guess that's fitting for some kind of closure.
I was always here though whether anyone was coming
I could never be quite sure.
The next few months will surely be interesting,
You just might find me on the street.
Cutting hair with my dull-ended sicsors
And a tip hat at my feet.
And it's alright,
I had a good time anyway.
Though sometimes that fun was in the form
of loneliness
On The Wednesday @ 22:00h Day.
And the scanner arrived though it's price wasn't
low
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show
And goodnight though if you're listening I'll
never know.
The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show
This is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play.
Things will have to finally come to an end.
Though I must say that it's hard to send
the characters to their death.
Alcolden has his wife back or rather he's wondering if she's going with
Harold.
You know that's what she said she'd do in the past,
When it seemed that Aballoon was going to blast
into oblivion.
Stacy has no more secrests, at least she is not required to reveal any
more.
It won't be too hard to forget her,
Unless you get caught into the lure
of another realm.
Jeff back to normal though his "normal" is not quite up to snuff.
I guess he will have to stop persuing,
Stacy who is now assuming
that the millionaire wishes to give her cash.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.
I must say that it's been very nice
Playing you, you know that you entice
one's more free senses.
This is all I have to say to Harold, I need the remaining space to give
closure it's place.
Everyone's life must come to a close.
Unless one thinks of death as time as froze,
in which case life will never end.
In which case life will never end.
Ahiofs- Well, Wendy? Tell him. Tell Harold how you want
to stay my wife, despite what you promised him.
Stacy- You're telling her to break the promise that allowed you to shrink back to normal? I know you love her, Achernot- or, at least you have a great fear of being along- but if you ask her to break this promise, how can you be sure she won't break any in the future.
Azvxho- Well, what about our marriage vow? That was a promise.
Harold- I want Wendy as my wife!
Jeff- Is that your last name, Wendy? I never knew.
Harold- Shut-up, Jeff.
Wendy- Well you know I haven't really decided anything you know and I do think that it is my choice unless you talk about that realm in which resides that big person you know whose farts are thunder at least that what my mother always said but you know I'm not sure I care very much for either of you so you know if I have to break one promise I may as well break two you know I love booze.
Azhpx- What?!
Jeff- Stacy, will you marry me?
Stacy- What?!
Harold- I'm not wearing any pants.
Wendy- What?!
Ahiosflh- One thing at a time. Wendy, I know I haven't been the best husband, and I do have some problems, but we've been together so long, I don't know what I would do without you. Surely a promise that you made which conflicts with a prior one is invalid.
Jeff- I mean it, Stacy. I know we haven't known each other very long, but I've known very few women in my life and your the first one that I've actually talked to.
Wendy- Well you know not that I'm offended you know but I think I'm a woman you know except for that time that I was you you know Jeff though my mother always said you know that you are what you feel but what I was saying is that I'm thirsty.
Stacy- Jeff, I don't think that that would be a good idea. You've forgotten about the millionaire that hired you to find me. Remember, I've chosen to believe that he wants to give me lots of money.
Jeff- Well, actually Stacy, there was no millionaire.
Stacy- What?!
Harold- Oh, this is great.
Stacy- But what about the psychie-switching you and Wendy engaged in in order to find out why it was the millionaire wanted to find me?
Wendy- I think I can answer that you know because well I was just kinda of playing along you know so that it's not really the case you know that I was ever Jeff and Jeff was ever me.
Ahisof- Do you mean to tell me that I was talking to Jeff as if he was my wife, and he wasn't. How can that be?!
Harold- She's my wife.
Azxco- Shut-up, Harold!!!!!
Stacy- When did you guys plan this, Jeff.
Jeff- Well, actually, we didn't. I came up with that story about the millionaire so that I could have something to talk to you about. Then I had to pretend that I could hypnotise myself and block out certain memories so that I wouldn't have to come up with too many details.
Axov- But the psychie-switching. How could you fake that?
Jeff- Ya, how did we fake that, Wendy?
Wendy- Well you know I can't actually do that you know but you know I thought it would be fun you know to pretend you know and you being Jeff you know I thought that maybe maybe you know well my mother always said you know that "simple minds can enter big worlds" you know not that you have a simple mind Jeff but hello.
Harold- You mean you tricked Jeff into thinking that you did a mind meld? But, Jeff, if you were lying about being hired to follow Stacy, why were you so willing to switch minds with Wendy to find out what it was you couldn't remember about this supposed millionaire?
Jeff- Well, I figured that even if I was found out to be lying, that would offer an opportunity to at least be yelled at by Stacy.
Stacy- You did all this for me?
Jeff- Well, actually I did it for my love for you.
Stacy- That's so sweet.
Afsho- Oh ya, that's sweet, sure. Now how come Jeff knew so much about Wendy's mother?
Harold- Good point, Ajerk, how did you know so much about my wife's mother?
Axpov- She's my wife!
Jeff- Well, I figured that since Wendy supposedly didn't have any of her own memories, no one would know the difference.
Axon- But she continued the charade after you guys switched back.
Wendy- Well you know you know you know I thought you know well that I would play along you know yes you know what my mother said you know about playing but I'm not sure you know.
Harold- I'm not sure things are adding up. You guys were acting way to freaky to be just acting.
Stacy- Well I don't care about math. Any one who loves me enough to lie to such an extent can have my heart forever.
Wendy- Well you know Stacy I like you you know but I already have this problem with these other two guys you know and I'm not sure I even care very much for them you know but I like booze.
Stacy- Well that's sweet, Wendy, but I was actually talking to Jeff.
Jeff- You mean, you mean, you mean you'll marry me?
Stacy- Uhm no. Marriage is a farce- oh, sorry Wendy.
Wendy- Oh that's alright you know because I've already decided you know to go out on my own you know because neither one really helps me grow you know and I need to grow you know because well I want to quit boozing.
Abhiosdf-What?!
Jeff- So, Stacy, you're not going to marry me?
Stacy- No. But I'll sleep with you.
Jeff- Whoopie!!!!
Harold- You know, I don't feel all that bad about Wendy rejecting us, Ahifs.
Ahfio- I guess we can hang out at bars an drink a lot.
Stacy- So how does it feel to be starting a new life, Wendy?
Wendy- Well.