It almost rained and you almost captured
That sprocket which would allow you more speed.
But perhaps that change would change it all
Why risking changing a good thing.
And it's alright,
No one knows quite what it is you do.
As long as they don't know that you don't
either
On The Wednesday @ 22:00h Shoe.
The training went quite nicely,
The student wasn't that bad either.
All that's required is a general preparation
For the situations in which you'll learn.
First it was Morvin and the Funky Mamma's
Now I'm not sure if it's anyone.
Maybe Liz and Kevin will come together
And participate in some fun.
And it's alright,
I'm used to being alone.
It's something that I was trained to do
On The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And perhaps a character will be played by mom
and dad
On The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
It might be one more log in the oven
On The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
in their early years.
Aclobont I think doesn't know for sure if he wants to hear about Wendy's
mom.
He's saying he only wants her switched back.
But will she be the same after hearing the facts
revolving around her past?
Stacy seems to have forgotten about the millionaire for now perhaps
she's caught up in events.
Perhaps she's once again losing her thoughts
Like she used to do until she was frought
with the facts of survival.
Jeff has begun to talk about the memories Wendy has of her mom.
It all began at a party
For her seventh year but it was not hearty.
There were no booze.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.
Are you sure you're ready to face
Why it is your mother's not in place
within your life.
There's only one more show left after this there's still a lot of unresolved
things.
But then again that does seem to be the case
With all things. It's much easier not to face
the way things are.
The way things are.
Stacy- OK, Jeff/Wendy. Please, continue describing the memories of Wendy's mother that are stored in her body.
Jeff- Well you know like I said you know we were at this party you know it it it was for my I mean Wendy's birthday seventh and well all her I mean mine I mean her friends were there and when I say "her" I mean me I mean Wendy can I have a drink?
Harold- You know, I'm fascinated by this whole process. Wendy/Jeff- who is Jeff's body and memories containing Wendy's psychie- is listening to Jeff/Wendy- who is really Jeff's psychie inside Wendy's body and memories- describe her mother to her, with whom, for all intents and purposes, she has had no experiences with.
Ahos- Well I think it's sick.
Wendy- I'm a little frightened myself. When I agreed to do this I didn't realize how hard it would be.
Stacy- Do you want Jeff/Wendy to stop?
Wendy- No, everything worth getting is risky. Like my creamcicle in grade five.
Harold- You must mean Jeff's creamcicle.
Wendy- Oh yes, you're right.
Stacy- So please, Jeff/Wendy, continue.
Jeff- Well you know it wasn't long into the party you know we hadn't even had a drink I mean any cake and so the presents weren't opened you know and I wanted to open the one that my mother got me you know because it was so big you know and I always wanted wanted you know a creamcicle I mean tricycle you know and so Ifigured that was it.
Wendy- You know, I know I shouldn't, but I'm kind of remembering this.
Harold- It's just your imagination, Wendy/Jeff. All of your memories are securely inside of Jeff/Wendy.
Ashop- Speaking of which, maybe we should forget this whole thing, find Wendy,s mother so that she can unlock that portion of Jeff's psychie which holds the information of how to switch him and Wendy back to normal so that life can resume it's past security.
Jeff- Well you know if I look back you know before anyone knew us I mean you and Wendy, Aploton, I'd say you know that life wasn't too secure you know because the house you know wasn't always here you know and then there was work and affairs I mean I mean saffires.
Axphvo- What do you mean, "saffires".
Jeff- Well I never told you you know I mean Wendy but I she always loved saffires and drinks you know can I have one?
Awoh-I think you really meant "affairs".
Stacy- Adope! Please! The sooner we learn about how Wendy and her mother were separated, the sooner we can switch Wendy and Jeff back and you can have this discussion with your wife in private.
Harold- I thought she was my wife.
Apqnos- I'm not telling you again, Harold. She's my wife, always has been and always will be! Do you understand?!
Harold- We'll talk about this later.
Wendy- So it wasn't a tricycle in that box, was it Jeff/Wendy.
Jeff- No you know though I'm not sure how you know that you know unless it was a guess you know but I can't think about it right now you know because my left foot is itchy you know so now you know I'm scratching it you know but I can't get it you know.
Stacy- Please, Jeff/Wendy, what was in the box?
Jeff- Well you know both my mother and father you know were there in the room you know I mean Wendy's you know and maybe if Harold scratched his left foot mine wouldn't be so itchy.
Afohs- You know, that sounds like something that Jeff would say.
Wendy- Hey! I resent that!
Harold- Why would you care, Wendy/Jeff. You only have Jeff/s memories and body. His psychie is in your body.
Jeff- Are you talking to me?
Stacy- Hey, what's going on over here.
Jeff- Wendy/Jeff and I must be coming down with a fever. We don't know who we are.
Harold- Hey! He's talking normally.
Asho- I wouldn't call that normal.
Stacy- No, Harold's right. I think they're switching back! Wendy/Jeff, scratch your left foot.
Jeff- Ahhhhhhh.... that feels good.
Athois- They are, they're switching back.
Harold- I guess just hearing about her mother has begun to reverse the process.
Stacy- Jeff/Wendy, can you get into that locked up portion of your psychie to figure out how to complete the process?
Jeff- Ya. It looks like it's only a matter of the two parties in question sharing stories of their past. My speaking about Wendy's mother must have created enought confusion between Wendy/Jeff and myself that we are now a mingling of each other. That has allowed enough of Wendy's psychie back into her body to reveal the process by which we can switch each other back. You know.
Aznero- So now all you have to do is finish your story about Wendy's seventh birthday party, and you guys will be back to normal?
Wendy- Yes. I mean well you know I think that's the case you know. But I'm getting thirsty.
Aohsf- This is great. So Jeff/Wendy/Wendy, complete the story. What was it that Wendy's mother gave Wendy for her seventh birthday?
Jeff- A table saw.
Harold- What? I don't understand. Why would a mother give her seven year old daughter a table saw for her birthday?
Jeff- I don't know. I'm back to normal now. Only Wendy can tell us that.
Harold- So are you going to tell us, Wendy.
Stacy- Harold. Maybe that's private. She doesn't have to tell us anything now that her and Jeff are switched back to normal.
Asfho- Well, I think I should know. I am her husband after all. Would you tell me in private, dear.
Harold- Wendy! Tell him the truth. You want to be my wife, right?
Wendy- Well...
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