The smell can be nauseous if you receive it in a way
That precludes it being unnatural.
But stop and think about where everything comes from
And know that if it wants to then it shall.
And it's alright,
There's only two more shows I know.
After this incredibly unbelievable one
Of The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
The worlds getting a little better.
You're being a little more kind.
I just hope that you revert to your past moods,
Or myself I fear I won't find.
It's hard to say but I think it's working,
We're just going to have to wait and see.
The measure of a life is the paths on which it's wandered,
And the ones that one flees.
And it's alright,
I don't have fleas of which I know.
Though who knows what the crystals will attract
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And Corduroy Leda's not here but the Church
of the Universe is
On The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And three, two, one, let's go go go,
On The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
back to their proper place?
Agnone has made his view clear, he wants to see his wife to be in the
body that she started in.
At least in the one that he's always seen.
You know that Wendy's thoughts have been
in more than one body.
Stacy is still anxious but now she wants to get found rather than go
underground.
She thinks that the millionaire might be
Interested in her receiving
part of his grand estate.
Jeff wants to be told what to do he always wants to please everyone.
Perhaps if he re-entered himself,
While still staying inside Wendy's shell
he could be two people.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.
Might you want to have Jeff/Wendy say,
Why it is your mother's so distay?
He might be more truthful.
Whatever happens will have to wrap up assuming that the play must end
at the end of the month.
I guess it's kinda like paying the rent.
Without the inhabitants
what's the use at all?
What is the use at all?
Harold- Well, Wendy/Jeff? It's your's and Jeff/Wendy's psychies we're playing with here. Would you rather try to find your mother now, so that her presence can unlock that portion of Jeff/Wendy's memory which stores the process by which you guys can switch back, or do we have Jeff/Wendy explain to us why your mother's so distant in the first place?
Afshoi- Oh, come on. Obviously switching them back is the top priority.
Harold- I wasn't asking you Afart, I was asking Wendy/Jeff.
Jeff- Actually you know not that I know you know but I might be willing to say that it might be helpful to know about one's object of desire you know before one goes blindly in search for it.
Stacy- Jeff/Wendy's right-
Jeff- -what?-
Stacy- shouldn't we know a bit about Wendy's mother before we find her?
Ahosi- What's there to know. It's not like her mother needs to even do anything. All we need to do is have Jeff/Wendy see her. Wendy/Jeff doesn't even have to be there.
Harold- OK, what about this. What if Wendy/Jeff can only be truthful about her relationship with her mother, by having someone else utter it? This might be a great healing opportunity for your wife, and all you can think about is getting her back in her own body.
Stacy- So, what do you think Wendy/Jeff, would you like Jeff/Wendy to explain your relationship with your mother.
Wendy- Well it is kind of strange that she stands in relation to my memories as a client of Jeff/Wendy's stands in relation to his.
Adhos- But honey, what about getting your old body back?
Harold- You see?! He called you honey. He's already getting used to you being in Jeff's body. You could never get switched back and eventually it will be like nothing happened.
Adshio- Shut-up, Harold.
Harold- Why should I? She's my wife too.
Ahsfio- She's not your wife, she's mine!
Harold- We made a deal.
Arold- You blackmailed me!
Harold- Only with miraculous obeisity. You gave her up too easily.
Apozix- I was going to blow up!
Stacy- Uhm guys, this arguing isn't getting us closer to either possibility. Now, let Wendy/Jeff decide. Wendy/Jeff, would you rather use your old memories- now in Jeff/Wendy's psychie- to find out more about your relationship with your mother, or do you just want to find her so that you guys can switch back to your rightful bodies?
Harold- That old one isn't her original body anyway.
Axpoz- Shut up, Harold.
Jeff- Can I have a drink?
Aplks- Shut up, Jeff/Wendy.
Wendy- Well, I really don't think that I would tell myself everything if I asked myself about my mother, so I think I might want Jeff/Wendy to at least tell me a little.
Harold- Now, wait a second.
Stacy- Whose side are you on, Harold?
Harold- I'm just wondering. Wouldn't Jeff/Wendy hide from Wendy/Jeff those facts which lay in the same realm of his psychie as thoughts of that millionaire would?
Stacy- I guess.
Harold- So then Wendy/Jeff wouldn't get the whole story anyway.
Jeff- That might be right you know but maybe I block things out that Wendy/Jeff wouldn't you know and so that when she remembers what I said about her mother when we switch back you know she can compare it you know with what she knows her drink I mean self.
Aohis- Oh, let's just get on with it. The sooner we do, the sooner-
Stacy- -I can find out where the millionaire resides so that I can find him and he can give me lots of money because that's the reason I've decided to believe for him hiring Jeff to follow me.
Harold- Ya, that's great, Stacy.
A,mnxo-So, Jeff/Wendy. Why is it that Wendy/Jeff's mother maintains such a strange relationship with her?
Jeff-WEll you know I'm not quite sure you know I should mention it you know in this mixed drink I mean well you know what I mean when I begin a sentence like that you know but I think I should ask Wendy/Jeff you know if they I mean me I mean she minds if we discuss this in front of you guys you know no offense.
Stacy- Jeff/Wendy's right. Well, Wendy/Jeff, do you mind if we hear what Jeff/Wendy has to say about your mother?
Wendy- Oh ya? Well, your mother.
Stacy- Oh ya? Well, YOUR mother!
Ahois- Uh, guys, relax. Wendy/Jeff, may Jeff/Wendy be frank?
Jeff- But my name is-
Ahios- Shut-up, Jeff/Wendy.
Wendy- Anything that can be said about my mother can be said in front of you guys. You're like family.
Harold- But I'm your husband.
Ahois- I'm her husband. Now, Jeff/Wendy, please tell us about Wendy and her mother's relationship, as you see it through your eyes in her memories, so that we can then find her and unlock that portion of your psychie which hides Wendy's memories of how to switch you guys back to your original bodies so that me and my wife can go back to normal.
Harold- I thought I was your wife.
Axpo- Now you're just being silly.
Jeff- Well here we go you know it all started you know when Wendy was about seven you know and it was her birthday and there was no drinking so I don't know what kind of a party it was you know but there was a party and you know I I I I I mean Wendy felt very old you know-
Ahois- Is it really necessary to go back this far?
Stacy- Shush, Aplotot, this could have been the turning point. Are you alright so far, Wendy/Jeff?
Wendy- Yes. Jeff/Wendy, please continue.
Jeff- Well...
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