Febuary 4, 1998

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Theme Song

But it's alright,
Though its statis I just don't know,
My computer will work eventually
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And I'm going to get my head on straight
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.
And I'll bloom though I know I will bloom late On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play Theme Song

This is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play
It's being written down in ink.
I've been having trouble think-

ing straight lately.

Alboternastertashcobonternarnoldakertan

Must excite the audience soon.
John will soon think he is a loon

without much of a life.

I like Stacy, she's got a good mix of mystery and gall.

I wonder what it is she did
That Jeff's trying to pry the lid

off of.

Jeff's getting harder and harder to make sense of, that must be why he's such a good private investigator.

He reminds me of my friend Rob
Who tried to make me think of

him as a theif.

Oh Wendy Played by me you are so pretty and so caring.

Tell us all another story.
Or at least tell it for me

cause no one else might care.

I think soon there will occur a very surprising event.

Though it may be so round about,
It may have been in and out

before it is noticed.

Before it is noticed.

The Wednesday @ 22:00 Show Radio Play

Cast: Albert-Sheila

Stacy- Devin Armstrong
Jeff- Mike O'Connel
Wendy- me

Albert- Well. Where is it you went? What did you say? WHat occured two years ago that would impel someone to hire Jeff to investigate you?

Stacy- You know, now that I've come to the crux of the story I'm finding it extremely difficult to continue. I don't think I wish to remember those days.

Wendy- Well you know you know Stacy that when I'm you know in a state I mean what do I mean just a second that you know when I come upon something hard hard I mean hurting did I say well you know what I mean I say it you know because the more you say it you know the less it is you and so you can drink I mean live you know now OK.

Stacy- Maybe you're right Wendy.

Alberton- Well... What was it then? you can tell us.

Jeff- I wholly agree with you Arnert. You know when I was younger I would have disagreed because there isd so much in my life I am ashamed to admit. But ever since my mind has been slipping...

Stacy- Well, it's like this. After my friend asked me where I was going to stay the night, and realizing that I hadn't really thought of it, I decided to rethink my determination to not think. I began thinking really hard and decided that if I wanted to ensure that I lived a substantial amount of time, that I would have to start considering the future.

Jeff- Does she mean the future of time?

Atditoe- Yes Jeff.

Stacy- Anyway, once I arranged a place to stay, I thought it might be a good idea to get a job so I could start saving money. And I did that. Then I thought I should maybe call my mom.

Ashtro- THis all sounds very nice Stacy. How could any of this cause such an interest in you from people who would hire private investigators- even if it is only Jeff.

Wendy- Jeff is a private investigator?!

Jeff- No.

Stacy- Well, it seems that in starting to live for the future I had shirked some duties I had taken on in the present.

Jeff- I'm finding this woman, not only hard to follow, but a little weird. Maybe we should call Harold back so that she has to leave.

Wendy- Now Jeff, you not being very nice you know and if I didn't know you better you know I'd say tyhat you were heartless but you know I know that you only want to follow Stacy but you know you don't have to because she's right here you know but now I know that I have too much on my mind because I can't get things straight but that's not new but OK.

Agbot- Maybe you should rest dear.

Wendy- OK Abdorcanten.

(SNORING)
(LAUGHTER)
Jeff- Please, she-to-whom-I-cannot-talk-to-directly, I wish her to go on.

Stacy- I would say "very well" to he-to-whom-I-return-the-same- sentiments if I could talk to him directly.

Agtrot- Did you both hear that?

Stacy/Jeff- Yes.

Arkot- Ok then, Stacy. What duties did you shirk?

Stacy- Well, it seems that in my prior state I had promised my friend Nancy that I would take care of her very precious plant which lived without thought just as I was doing.

Adtroctite- How could you promise anything when you weren't even thinking?

Jeff- Well obviously Adrocottondote, she wasn't herself.

(LAUGHTER)

Stacy- ACtually, I don't know. And I can't remember. But there seems to be alot of people who do. And because I stopped taking care of the plant, it died.

Wendy- Died? Died? Did I hear died you know my mom died once and you know she always told me she might, she might she might one day but you know I never knew but now it's alright isn't it Aboldertaten because because well I'm not sure I should speak this or is it that I can't but you know would I any one who would why wha wha yes shall i get you a drink anyone?

Jeff- I don't understand the-women-who-I-wish-to-get-to-know- better-in-a-way-that-doesn't-necessitate-that-I-talk-to-someone- else-to-do-it. NOt that I already know, but what's so important about the death of a plant.

Stacy- Well you see-

(CRASH)

Jeff- My God! Someone just threw something through the window. What is it Askertolden?

Arnold- It's a rock. And there's a note attached to it.

Jeff- Oh, a message. I thought it might of been someone with ill-intent. I guess my investigatorial skills- not that I'm a private investigator- can't always be right.

(LAUGHTER)

Stacy- What does it say?

Jeff- I wish that she would not go delving into other people's mail. Otherwise, I find her perfect.

Wendy- What was that noise I heard I heard I heard a noise honey should I go see what it is again or is it just the fridge door?

Adrotsekfjd- No honey. It's a brick with a note attached. It says "I'm sorry about the window, but I tripped and the rock in my hand went flying. Just kidding. Actually, this is someone you have all crossed. You are all going to pay for the disgrace you have paid me as soon as there is only three people in the houseso that I can enter without exceeding the legal limit. PS I may kill one of you to bring down the numbers."

Stacy- That is incredible! It appears that a very unexpected event has occured, not only yeilding curiosity in what I was about to say, but developing further a latent sub-plot. For it can be none other than Harold- the ousted former visitor to this house.

Jeff- Person-to-whom-I-am-not-speaking, person-to-whom-I-am-not- speaking. I do not mean to be too harsh on her, but her naivete does indeed surprise me. But then again, not everyone can possess investigatorial skills like mine. If she was at all observant, she would have realized that this is an igneous rock from the Hawiaan Islands- Kauai to be precise. The thrower of it must be my former playmate John- now deceased- from whom I stole his favourite hockey card. THe seemingly friendly relationship I share with the rest of the people of this house implicates you all.

Aftercast- Actually Jeff, this is from my rock garden.

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