Febuary 25, 1998

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Theme Song

It's alright,
I'm washing my uniform.
I'll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed
The morning after the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And my dreams by Ralph will be hailed
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And it's SoCan week so we can hardly fail
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And life's been bringing me down but I'm only scared,
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h show.

'Cause I've convocated and I'm who-knows-where
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

I got a mike stand and I'm really prepared
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play Theme Song

This is the next installment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play.

What is it that our characters will do
About the rock that someone other than Harold threw.
If we really believe him.
Artonal is thinking now, does he go with the plan conjured up by Stace?

I don't think that he wants to throw
A bottle of booze through his window.
Maybe at Jeff's head.
Stacy seems to be fitting right in with the three remaining character's way of getting things done.

Forgetting what they wanted to do.
Never letting anything new
go by unheard.
Jeff's brought up points that have just about all be ignored by all.

Perhaps they'll be returned to again
When Wendy goes to get some gin
and Al and Stacy leave.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.

What does your wisdom say
About the very interesting way
that Arnold's past's forgot.
I think that soon some back-tracking will have to occur for health.

Like why is Jeff staking out Stacy,
And what is Alberts little nasty
Unheard-of tales.

Un-he-ard-of tales.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play

Stacy- Askerton, I know you're hesitant to break one of your own windows for a plan which will probably not work, and which, if I may say so myself, is pretty stupid. But despite those draw- backs, at least we'll be getting things done. I don't know how it was when this Harold guy was here, but it doesn't seem like we've accomplished much since I've been here. Whenever some new topic arrives someone introduces another.

Jeff- I think I can see what she-about-whom-I-think-a-great-deal- about is saying. There are still alot of unresolved issues which we have yet to have faced fully.

Wendy- I think I think I think that maybe some one is wrong I mean right or am I just confused because you know you know if everything's new then nothings old you know and if nothing's old then how can we have anything new or at least that's what my mother always said.

Stacy- It's just that I think it might be a good idea if we tried tgo get something done for once.

Al- But I thought we were getting things done by not doing them. Listen, I've had a hard life. I've worked hard and saved hard. I've never been needlessly mean to anyone and now I want to enjoy myself a little in my own house. Now if that means changing topics every once in a while, and not throwing a bottle of booze through my window-

Wendy- -not the booze!-

Artrocot- then I think I'm entitled.

Jeff- But Asscroct, don't you at least think we should find out who made that death threat?

Aeeothodk- Death threat? Who cares? I've had lots of death threats thrown through my window. It's almost tradition now.

Stacy- Why didn't you tell us this before.

Jeff- Ya, I like tradition.

(LAUGHTER)

Stacy- Frankly, I don't beleive you Adkotominion. You're too set in your ways. That's not healthy you know. People need to keep active, keep growing, remind themselves of the joy of life and the priviledge of thought.

Awe- Not my type of people. We're joyful right where we are- watching all of you run back and forth.

Wendy- TV's nice too.

Adrocon- Oh yes, television. You know, I can't tell you how often I've relived my childhood dreams through television. You know, I can watch it all day and never get bored. And you know why?

Jeff- TV's my only friend.

(LAUGHTER)

Afroduje- Because I can always find someone like you Stacy.

Jeff- Like she-whom-I've-only-known-for-a-couple-of-episodes-now- but-for-whom-I-would-relinquish-all-my-possessions?

Stacy- Like me?

Alcortosnk- Yes, like you. Because people like you are always getting upset about the littlest things, as if by changing them will change the world.

Stacy- Little things like death threats?

Aret- Yes like death threats. Now, who wants to watch TV?

Jeff- Hey! TV's MY friend!

Wendy- I'll get the drinks!

(FOOTSTEPS)

Stacy- Well count me out. You know Aquirtoligan, I didn't come here to be abused by you. I thought we were friends, and that we didn't make judgements on each other. Well, I can see now that that's not the case. I'm sorry, but I have to go.

Jeff- Oh no! Please don't go.

Stacy- What? What did he say?

Aofhidh- He said "Please don't go".

Stacy- I think he said it directly to me. Ask him if he said it directly to me.

Jeff- I did. I did. I mean, yes I did. I said it directly to you. To you Stacy, and now I'm doing it again. Look at me looking at you and speaking words into your eyes. It took the threat of losing you to finally open up to you! Hello! Hello! Now I can say all those things I indirectly told myself I could say only to your face.

Stacy- What is it?! What is it that he-to-whom-I-can-still-not- speak-to-directly-but-who-has-obtained-the-powers-to-do-so-to-me has to say to me?

Jeff- I have to say. I have to say that-

Wendy- Drinks everyone! I'm sorry that they're not as full as they should be, but it's such a long walk from the ktichen you know and I didn't want to come empty handed for anyone of you you know because my mother always said and you know well I think I think that here you are where's the TV.

Adhisoh- Well, we're not watching TV right now dear, because Jeff has finally obtained the ability to talk directly to Stacy.

Wendy- Well I think we should all drink to that. Aphisoho- Though I think it's only a ploy conjured up in Jeff's disturbingly depressing mind to keep Stacy here so that he can keep an eye on her. Because remember, he IS being hired to investigate her.

Jeff- That's ridiculous Aghlibodertad.

Afrototen- Oh it is, is it? Then what was it you had to say only to her face?

Stacy- Yes, I'd like to know this myself Acheroten. But for different reasons than you.

Wendy- I've always liked Jeff you know you know you know no matter who played him and I can't you know think differently of him you know especially when between us did I say us us us us you know we all are friends or at least related did I have something to say OK OK I think I'll drink now.

Adorhd- I think that what Wendy's trying to say is that we've been together for a long time, and I think it's only far that you tell us the truth.

Wendy- That's not what I-

Afgoskdhn- So let's hear it.

WEndy- I think that Jeff doesn't have to do anything. And I also think that you're being mean dear. And I also think...

Stacy- I beg of he-to-whom-I-cannot-speak-directly to utter those words which I am sure will leave me breathless for ever.

Afoshfd- So Jeff, what is it?

Jeff- Well...
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