December 17, 1997

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Theme Song

But it's alright
I've worked through my insecurities.
Until the next time I fell morose
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

And now the headphones are working fine
On the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show.

THe Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play Theme Song

This is the next instalment of the Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play.

I don't think much has occured
Other than a very absurd
last episode.
Albold has yet to say just what it is the menacing two men want with Harold.

I'm sure that we will find out
Or Harold will have to shout
Because he's curious.
I'm starting to think that Harold is lucky to have friends at all.

I guess we all know a jerk
That always seems to work
for themselves.
I guess Jeff's going to have to look for a new way to indulge.

In his self depricating games.
He just hasn't seemed the same
since being denied the jelly-fish.
Oh Wendy played by me you are so pretty and so caring.

I wonder what it is today
That it is you have to say
that's so urgentai.
Christmas is on its way, it is so close I have to say

That merriment is soon to come
Now that foreshadowing is done
let's start the present now.
Let's start the present now.

The Wednesday @ 22:00h Show Radio Play
part 8

Cast: Albert- Randy
Harold- James Gordon
Jeff- me
Wendy- me
Harold- OK. Everyone stop what they're doing. Wendy, you have to wait to reveal your interesting and exciting news- though I don't know what new news you could have obtained while sitting there by yourself drinking-
Wendy- I wa sober for have an episode-

Harold- And jeff, please stop with your useless interjections which make no sinse anyway-

Jeff- Rum ka jo tilly am today?

Harold- And let's all relax, and listen- finally- to what the two big burly men, who beat up my boss trying to find me, who I assumed were hired by my former employer to punish me for my creation of El Nino- that weather anomoly which is causing meteorlogical havoc around the world-

Jeff- Will El Nino be my friend?

(LAUGHTER)

Harold- leading me into manipulating Jeff into sacrificing his life to spare me the inconvienience of possibly being reprimanded-

Jeff- I never even got to find out that jelly fish's name-

Wendy- I really have something quite intriguing to say you know and I must say that if I were you and I mean to say if I were you you know that when I was younger and I don't mean to say about things a long time to come am I ever thirsty now that I've spoken or is that spake oh Jeff you know you're so kind to get me a drink that's what's occuring is it not is that have I told everyone what it was I had to say or have I found that Arnold are you talking?

Albert- No dear.

Harold- Everyone, please! Arnold! What did the men want?!

Albold- Well...

Jeff- DId they want to be my friend?

(LAUGHTER)

Harold- Shut-up Jeff! Arnold this is getting painful.

Jeff- You know Harold, I have some friends- or rather people I know of- who might be able to relieve your pain-

Harold- I haven't slept in twenty-four hours. All I need is to find out if I get any neat stuff for doing absolutely nothing but being me.

Wendy- You know I was me once but found that I could't count on her showing up when I had improtant dates and not dates but appointments you know Albert because it was only ever you I know I know I know but sometimes I think I miss someone I kind of forget but who I know when i was born don't you know did someone say Christmas?

Jeff- I like Christmas because people are nice - ... mostly.

Harold- Jeff, what did I sya about staying on topic

Arnold- Actually Harold Jeff is on topic. Those two big men simply wanted to invite you to a Christmas party.

Harold- Me? But why - I don't even know them.

Albert- But you do Harold. They are your old time friends John and Michael from whom no one listening will hear from.

Harold- That was Hohn and Michael?

Jeff- I knew all along it was them. My private investigatorial talents recognized their modus operondi.

Harold- You've only known me these past 5 or 6 episodes Jeff, you couldn't Jeff, you couldn't possivly know Mike and John.

Jeff- But I've known you my w2hole life Harold.

Wendy- Tis is all very confusing I know2 and I would be asleep right now you know if I wasn't waiting for the eggnog and where are the sandwiches did I mention that I had some important news?

Harold- Well, why did they beat up my boss?

Albert- They didn't. One fo them fell on him by accident.

Jeff- It all made sense to me from the beginning.

Harold- Well, I think the that I'm about ready to hear Wendy's exciting news. Wendy?

(SNORING)

Harold- Wendy!

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